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Season 4 Trailer
Prepare to question everything you thought you knew about the world's greatest mysteries and darkest corners. We're kicking off Season 4 with a bang, unraveling the threads of history's most scandalous conspiracies and unexplained phenomena. From the possibility of octopuses as extraterrestrial gourmets of our oceans to the haunting twists behind the Astroworld tragedy, we're leaving no stone unturned.
Grab your magnifying glass and join us—we're examining the intricate fabric of reality itself. What if Winnie the Pooh isn't just a cuddly children's character but an allegory for something far more profound? And Bruce Lee's untimely demise—could it be an ancient martial arts secret or merely an aquatic accident? Be the first to join us on April 18th as we explore whether extraterrestrial forces had a hand (or tentacle) in scripting the Holy Bible, and debate whether our journey could take us plummeting off the edge of a flat Earth—or into an interdimensional safety net. With Dwayne by our side, we're navigating these mind-bending inquiries and sharing our wildest findings.
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ABOUT US
What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.
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CREDITS
The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.
Written by Koji Steven Sakai
Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai
Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:01] We're currently trying to enjoy our vacation as we recharge and do more research for season four.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:00:14] Zombies.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:00:21] Guys. Next time I think we should go somewhere a little calmer.
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:25] How about a cruise?
Dwayne Perkins: [00:00:26] Yeah. Titanic.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:00:27] Did you guys know the Titanic didn't really sink?
Speaker3: [00:00:29] Oh, God. Here we go again.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:00:31] Yeah, it was an insurance scam. At least that's what some people think. Well, at least on Reddit.
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:35] Well, in season four, we're going to look at even more scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:00:42] Yes. And tell you what really maybe happened. Some of the questions we'll be asking in season four include. Are octopuses actually aliens?
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:50] 100%? Yes.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:00:52] Yeah. I mean, they actually really wonderful tasting aliens.
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:55] Were the deaths at Travis Scott's Astroworld festival a blood sacrifice?
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:01:00] What else could it be?
Cat Alvarado: [00:01:01] I heard that there were crazy people sticking people with heroin needles, but that was just from someone who was there.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:01:06] Wow. That's that's no bueno, as they say.
Cat Alvarado: [00:01:10] I can't wait to investigate that
Dwayne Perkins: [00:01:12] Uh, is Winnie the Pooh an allegory for mental illness?
Cat Alvarado: [00:01:15] I can see it.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:01:16] Yeah. No parents equal crazy. Yeah.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:01:19] Always drinking honey and eating honey. And he's got a he wears a tinfoil cap.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:01:25] Was Bruce Lee killed by the secret touch of death?
Cat Alvarado: [00:01:28] I heard he died from drinking too much water.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:01:30] Oh.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:01:31] Well, I think he was so much like water,
Cat Alvarado: [00:01:35] He became water.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:01:36] Yeah, I think that's what happened.
Cat Alvarado: [00:01:40] Ah, well, be sure to subscribe to our show anywhere. You usually listen to your podcasts and to stay tuned to what we're doing, visit our website. Unofficial official story.com to listen to any of our past episodes. And if you're not following us on our socials, you're missing out on more content. Find us on Instagram X and TikTok.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:01:59] And stay tuned for the first episode of season four, which kicks off on April 18th, where we celebrate Easter with the question did aliens write the Bible?
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:02:15] If we get on this cruise and the world really is flat will, we fall off the edge. If we get too close.
Cat Alvarado: [00:02:19] Absolutely, yes.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:02:21] No. We're gonna be zapped back to the other side.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:02:24] Oh, cool.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:02:24] No problem.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:02:25] But I can't wait to find out.
Cat Alvarado: [00:02:27] Bye bye. Oh, Dwayne. Come on, we're all getting on together. God save our souls.
