Season 5 trailer
Season 5 will explore wild conspiracies and unexplained phenomena with humor and curiosity. Discover the truth about aliens, the supposed dangers of broccoli, and bizarre theories like Taylor Swift being a clone of a satanic priestess. Subscribe and...
Season 5 will explore wild conspiracies and unexplained phenomena with humor and curiosity. Discover the truth about aliens, the supposed dangers of broccoli, and bizarre theories like Taylor Swift being a clone of a satanic priestess. Subscribe and catch up on past episodes before our April 17th premiere!
ABOUT US
What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.
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CREDITS
The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.
Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai
Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:00] We're currently enjoying our vacation in the mountains overlooking Los Angeles as we recharge and do more research for season five.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:00:11] Is that.
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:12] Aliens?
Dwayne Perkins: [00:00:13] If an alien arrives in the woods and no one is around to see it, is it real?
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:00:18] No,
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:18] No.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:00:19] I would say yes.
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:20] Why?
Dwayne Perkins: [00:00:20] Because no person saw it. But an animal may have seen it.
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:24] They can't talk and write. Although that could be another episode. Can animals talk?
Dwayne Perkins: [00:00:29] They can't talk yet.
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:30] You know, I watched this documentary called wicked, and it said that they used to talk.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:00:35] Interesting.
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:37] In season five, we're going to look at even more outrageous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena and true crime affecting our world today.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:00:44] And tell you what really maybe happened.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:00:47] Some of the questions we'll be asking in season five include. Is broccoli poisonous?
Cat Alvarado: [00:00:51] It's definitely not poisonous. That is ridiculous.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:00:54] No, I mean, it's it's bad news for everyone around you in a few hours, but I wouldn't say it's poisonous. It's Wayfair secretly sex trafficking kids?
Cat Alvarado: [00:01:03] That one. No, I don't believe that.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:01:06] This is like the furniture store, right?
Cat Alvarado: [00:01:07] Yeah,
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:01:08] Yeah
Cat Alvarado: [00:01:08] It's like they. So because some of the cabinets and stuff have like names like Amber, Abigail, Tiffany. And so they're like, oh, that's the name of the kids. And the kids are inside of the cabinet that you're buying.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:01:20] Wow. I'm assuming another furniture store rumor. Ikea.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:01:24] Ikea.
Cat Alvarado: [00:01:26] They're like, come on, buy. Our mom.
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:01:30] Is Taylor Swift a clone of a satanic priestess? No, but I am, I know that.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:01:34] Right. Right. I probably think priestess is a clone of her. Actually,
Cat Alvarado: [00:01:38] I can see that. Be sure to subscribe to our show anywhere you usually listen to podcasts. Follow us on social media to stay tuned to what we're doing and visit our website. Unofficial official Story.com to listen to any of our past episodes.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:01:50] And stay tuned for the first episode of season five, which kicks off on April 17th, where we'll be celebrating the opening of the MLB baseball season by asking the question, Was Babe Ruth really black?
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:02:03] You know what, guys? I'm gonna get on the ship.
Dwayne Perkins: [00:02:05] Oh, cool. You sure that's a good idea, Koji?
Koji Steven Sakai: [00:02:07] You guys should come with me.
Cat Alvarado: [00:02:08] Um, no. Also, is the ship just a plane to Asia? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
