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March 9, 2025

Serial killers gotta start somewhere, and here’s what would put Vanessa Graddick over the edge.

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March 6, 2025

When a dude has no friends, and you see someone in the passenger seat...

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March 2, 2025

If you're taking a lady and her lamp to the South Central Jungle...

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Feb. 28, 2025

Sometimes you just gotta know if someone is on OnlyFans...

but you don't want them to get the wrong idea, right?

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Feb. 20, 2025

S4E11 The Devil and Ted Bundy Unraveling Notorious Crimes

In this engaging podcast episode, listeners are invited to explore the lighter side of dark themes with comedian Vanessa Graddick. The episode delves into humorous and unconventional survival strategies against serial killers, using comedic insights to tackle heavy topics such as Ted Bundy's possible demonic influence and the societal pressures…

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Feb. 11, 2025

Hear Me Out

The #HearMeOut movement has helped us all feel a little bit better about those weird fantasies we have with cartoon characters, etc. But it's still a bit creepy.

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Feb. 8, 2025

Jenny from the Block

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Feb. 4, 2025

Koji can justify anything, as long as you're supportive.

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Feb. 1, 2025

Just because it's your favorite food, it doesn't mean you're obsessed with it, right?

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Jan. 26, 2025

If your imaginary character date/marry/k*ll is all the same person, maybe you need therapy.

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Jan. 23, 2025

S4E10 Cartoon Crush Confessions and Pooh's Profound

Ever found yourself inexplicably drawn to an animated lioness or a buffoonish cartoon villain? Join Cat, Koji, and Dwayne as they hilariously confess their cartoon crushes and what they might reveal about our twisted psyches. Meanwhile, they unravel the mental health allegories of Winnie the Pooh, proving that even honey-loving…

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Jan. 22, 2025

Even presidents have their preferences... But we knew that, didn't we.

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Jan. 20, 2025

To each their own, we suppose.

Walking the quiet halls of the Capitol Building and coming across a giant cat might scare some people, but others consider it a dream.

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Jan. 20, 2025

The episode where Jodi Miller let us know just how much she loves cats.

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Jan. 16, 2025

So how's your 2025 going?

Sometimes it feels like the world is burning down around you. Sometimes it actually is. Due to *waves hands around indicating the state of things* circumstances, we will be postponing the release of Season Four Episode Ten of the Unofficial Official Story Podcast one week. Expect the next drop on…

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Jan. 14, 2025

Lightfoot? More like heavy-handed

You MUST check out this website https://lennonmurdertruth.com. It's everything you want a website dedicated to one specific conspiracy to be. High-tech, mobile friendly, legitimate sources, well-organized, sound reasoning.

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Jan. 7, 2025

Determine motive - who has the most to lose? who has already lost the most?

Revenge: a dish best served years later... after the Beatles peak as one of the most influential rock and roll bands. Why IS no one looking at Pete Best? Kicked out before they went mid-19th century version of viral? Replaced by Ringo Starr? Festering for years?

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Jan. 4, 2025

Lookalikes and Framed Murder

Alternatively, do either of these guys seem the time you would have gone to school with and known well enough to recognize them in a line-up?

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Jan. 3, 2025

Is it any wonder?

Pete Best was an in-a-pinch, last option, and he did himself no favors by committing to the wet blanket role in the band. Though the ladies loved the brooding mediocre drummer, he just wasn't the vibe. Imagine The Beatles without the zaniness Ringo completed. So maybe Best sought out revenge,…

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Jan. 1, 2025

Again again, we’re not HAPPY Paul Walker does, buuuuutttt…maybe the math isn’t mathing.

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Dec. 28, 2024

December 28, 2024

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Dec. 26, 2024

December 26, 2024

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Dec. 24, 2024

Cut out the middle man

Talk about making government more efficient, the MK Ultra project just needed to cut the fat. Why mind control people to k*ll when you can just mind control them.

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Dec. 22, 2024

The power of the written word...

Dwayne's theory - Though they looked alike, Mark David Chapman was not a patsy for Stephen King. But that doesn't mean King wasn't involved.

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